A Laborious Weekend

No official plans for my holiday weekend, which really isn't all that holiday-ish for me because I don't have class on Mondays this semester, and I certainly don't have a job. I will probably attend Georgia's football-flavored massacre of Georgia Southern -- suckers. Lots of drinking will be going on. But other than that, not sure what else I'll leave my lair for this Labor Day. Certainly haven't done anything interesting all day today, not having class on Fridays makes me very very lazy. Exciting stuff, eh?

Random things I've noticed while watching television today:

• Red Stripe commercials are the best commercials ever. Period.
• Watching The Real World Las Vegas can lower your IQ. These people are the all time stupidest seven people to ever be in an enclosed space together. Plus: Trishelle, Brinn, Irulan, Arissa, what the hell kind of names are these? If you name your child Trishelle don't be surprised when she turns out to be a two-dollar whore.
• At least one of the PTI guys is always gone, Kornheiser and Wilbon are never in the same room anymore, there's always some lukewarm replacement these days. Maybe I just don't watch enough.
• Trev Alberts is definitely ESPN's best College Football expert, he's picked UGA to be in the BCS Nat'l Championship game. Then again, he's picked us to play USC.
• I always thought MADTV was the bastard child of SNL, but it is actually very funny, the girl who impersonates Whitney Houston is hilarious, it's almost like she's a crack-hoe as well.
• Who watches tennis anymore? Certainly not me, the US Open is a snore, unless Andy Roddick is playing.

Well I never said it was gonna be highbrow...