Stresshead! AAHHH!!! KILL!!!

Well I'm officially dying of stress, I may be driven to drink. Oh wait! I can't drive and the main thing I'm stressing about comes from my innate ability to be an idiot while drinking. Feeeel sorry for me, everyone. Pity me please. I cause all my problems with my crazy ways then I complain about dealing with them. That right there is clarity my friend.
Paper due tomorrow at 11 am. Time is non-negoitiable, and neither is my laziness. I'm way too preoccupied with other shit to write a rhetorical criticism about speeches by Barbara Bush and John Jay Chapman. Take that Mr. Atchison! I insulted your stupid paper!!! Mwah-ha-ha! Already bored of this post...