Duff v. Lohan: Most Pertinent Debate of Our Time

First of all this post will totally make me seem like a dork/geek/loser but I'm past it. I've learned to embrace my quirks and goofiness.

Lohan rules! Mean Girls is A to the awesome! Plus she has nice breasts, I would know. HA!

Duff totally blows, sucks, gives rimjobs, etc.:

• The new Hil[l]ary Duff vehicle "Raise Your Voice," or some other bullshit title, is a total ripoff of a made-for-tv movie that was recently on ABC Family and was produced by Britney Spears (yes folks the Britster has "produced" more than just faux-weddings, publicity stunts and "When hair extensions ATTACK!"). The name of the movie that Duff ripped off escapes me, but it was "loosely" based on Spears' rise to fame. Point: both movies totally suck, but at least one had the decency to go straight to television and cable television at that.
• Duff is goofy looking. I could continue on this, but she's only 16, I try to be nice about someone's appearance if they happen to be under 18. I do not condone statutory mudslinging.
• Duff is in a new commercial/PSA for "Choose or Lose," telling people to vote or some other political bullshit, I don't have the stomach strength to actually watch it. Who really gives two shits what Hil[l]ary Duff thinks about our current political climate? Maybe, maybe 14 yr. old girls -- WHO CAN'T VOTE! I personally like to give 14 yr. old girls more credit than that though. As stated above, Duff is 16, she can't fucking vote herself, so she certainly shouldn't be getting all sanctimonious on us and instructing everyone to register and blah blah blah. Who approved her as a spokesperson? P. Diddy?
• She was in a movie with Chad Michael Murray. 'Nuff said. (By the way, does 3 names give you instead street cred in Hollywood? Whatevs.)
• Her sister, Haylie, was good in Napoleon Dynamite but looks like a man. She's 19 I believe, so I feel comfortable saying she totally has a Leno chin.

That's all I have on my hatred towards Duff, for now. I'm sure I could think of more, but I'd rather watch Tough Crowd and fantasize about younger men.

Ode to Ellen G.: Peace in yo' Crease!

Stresshead! AAHHH!!! KILL!!!

Well I'm officially dying of stress, I may be driven to drink. Oh wait! I can't drive and the main thing I'm stressing about comes from my innate ability to be an idiot while drinking. Feeeel sorry for me, everyone. Pity me please. I cause all my problems with my crazy ways then I complain about dealing with them. That right there is clarity my friend.
Paper due tomorrow at 11 am. Time is non-negoitiable, and neither is my laziness. I'm way too preoccupied with other shit to write a rhetorical criticism about speeches by Barbara Bush and John Jay Chapman. Take that Mr. Atchison! I insulted your stupid paper!!! Mwah-ha-ha! Already bored of this post...

Ranting and Raving

Tests and papers! Tests and papers! Glorious! It has been a looonnnggg week already of studying and reading and writing. Not fun. Good times will also not be had this weekend by me. Well... at least not for gameday. I'm helping out with the Alcohol Free Tailgate (the last of my community service) at the track before the game, and probably not going to the game. It's against Marshall so whatevs. IF (Damn you Ivan!) the Auburn/LSU game does not get postponed then I will definitely be watching that; Auburn put on a great performance last week against Mississippi State, but then again it was Mississippi State. Also, there should be some good parties c'est weekend, that I will be attending, mais oui. So I got that going for me...

Fury of Frances

Rain rain go away...

Three day weekend was interesting, got way drunk on Friday night and made a few mistakes, mainly with Justin the younger boy and Ernest the crush. No more drinking around people of the opposite sex for Sarah. Saturday (Gameday) was fun, but long and hot. Girls: don't wear heels to a football game, especially if you want to walk around and tailgate-hop. My friends and I are seniors yet they still wear heels to games and complain about their feet constantly, get a clue! I designated Sunday and Monday as "Lay on couch and zone out in front of television" days.

Anyone have tips on how to post links and pictures? Gracias!!

A Laborious Weekend

No official plans for my holiday weekend, which really isn't all that holiday-ish for me because I don't have class on Mondays this semester, and I certainly don't have a job. I will probably attend Georgia's football-flavored massacre of Georgia Southern -- suckers. Lots of drinking will be going on. But other than that, not sure what else I'll leave my lair for this Labor Day. Certainly haven't done anything interesting all day today, not having class on Fridays makes me very very lazy. Exciting stuff, eh?

Random things I've noticed while watching television today:

• Red Stripe commercials are the best commercials ever. Period.
• Watching The Real World Las Vegas can lower your IQ. These people are the all time stupidest seven people to ever be in an enclosed space together. Plus: Trishelle, Brinn, Irulan, Arissa, what the hell kind of names are these? If you name your child Trishelle don't be surprised when she turns out to be a two-dollar whore.
• At least one of the PTI guys is always gone, Kornheiser and Wilbon are never in the same room anymore, there's always some lukewarm replacement these days. Maybe I just don't watch enough.
• Trev Alberts is definitely ESPN's best College Football expert, he's picked UGA to be in the BCS Nat'l Championship game. Then again, he's picked us to play USC.
• I always thought MADTV was the bastard child of SNL, but it is actually very funny, the girl who impersonates Whitney Houston is hilarious, it's almost like she's a crack-hoe as well.
• Who watches tennis anymore? Certainly not me, the US Open is a snore, unless Andy Roddick is playing.

Well I never said it was gonna be highbrow...

Woohoo! The pointless rantings of a vainglorious college student!!

YAY! This is my first post on my way fun blizog. Yes I said blizog. The way to say the name of the blog is Seriously, Sarah, as in: Seriously, Sarah what the fuck is wrong wit ya? I have nothing important to type aimlessly about right now. I've been watching the RNC all night and I must say, W is one fun guy, but for some reason I'm currently opinion-less (sarcasm? anyone?). By the by, I've never blogged before so this should be a relatively interesting experiment. I plan on posting rather frequently, as my computer nerd quotient has risen exponentially in the past couple of months. I'm a gossip whore, so expect a lot of that, and I really like to voice my inane opinions, and this seems like a worthy outlet for that, so HA HA HA to you for actually reading my drivel. Cheerio poppett!

P.S.~ My inner dialogue has a British accent so I tend to have British phrase outbursts from time to time, it's a passing fancy...